I AM A WRECKING BALL

I am a wrecking ball!
BAM! BANG! POW!
I knock everyone over!

You must think very much of yourself
To think you are a wrecking ball,
You cannot knock anyone over.

Anyone can knock me over,
I know I can knock at least some people over.

No one is knocked over.

I am a tornado!
SWOOOSH! SMASH!
I destroy everything!

You must think you are very powerful
To think you can destroy everything,
You do not have enough power to destroy anything.

Many of my things have been destroyed
And they were all mine and nobody else's,
I know I destroyed them myself.

Nothing is destroyed.

I am a lightning bolt!
ZING! ZING!
I strike everyone and burn them to bits!

You must think you are very important
To call yourself a lightning bolt,
You do not come from the sky,
You cannot burn anything up.

I strike very terribly and burn things up
I have even burned myself to bits.

No one is burned to bits.